Porcelain Goddess

(n) Toilet;lavatory. Derived from it's common porcelian material and everyday importance.

Uh guys...I need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004

Golden Spartan Bod

To have the immaculate body that is only matched by those of Spartans as seen in the movie 300. Basically to be very ripped.

I don't have the GSB (Golden Spartan Bod) like Sergio he works out so much i wish i could be like him so the girls would oggle over me

by Just do it June 9, 2009

golden tornado

When you piss in a chick's mouth and swirl it around with your cock.

The bitch said she was up for anything so I gave her a golden tornado.

by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005

Golden Cupcake

A Golden Cupcake is performed after you finish having anal sex with a girl, you then have her put her legs behind her head and you pee in her butt.

Dude, I so golden Cupcaked your mom last night. -Rory to Pat

by ThreeG October 23, 2004

Golden Tee

Golden Tee, in addition to being a popular golf arcade game, is also a sex act that involves 1 woman with 5 or more men, urination, and no vaginal contact.

Me and my buddies were doing a golden tee with this girl, I was getting her in the rear while Joe was getting a blow job, Mike was tickling my nuts, and Jared and Kevin were just pissing all over us. And then Jeff walked in...

by RevengeOfTheLutefish December 14, 2008

golden wonder

An expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the UK.

Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.

Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.

The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.

“Met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“Golden Wonder?”
“You betcha!”

by Mark Curtis April 6, 2005

golden cock syndrome

What guys have when they just got laid. They become unmotivated to work on new girls and are more likely to stay home than hang out with the guys.

1. Steve's had golden cock syndrome ever since he started banging that model. He never comes out anymore.

2. I finally got Jen in bed last night. My cock is a little golden right now so I think I'm going home after this Miller Lite.

by zen22 July 8, 2010