green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz July 20, 2008

knob goblin

Somebody who craves the baloney pony

The new TV pitchman for Chili's is quite the knob goblin.

by The Gridiron Assassin July 7, 2003

Chicken Goblin

The goblin hiding behind your walls that steals the chicken nuggets that you decide to put in the fridge to bring for lunch tomorrow. The beast looks like a goblin with a beak.

Bill: What's wrong Ted? You look down in the dumps today.
Ted: Damn Chicken Goblin got me again.
Bill: Understood.

by PandaKing7 April 19, 2008

Night Goblin

Someone who is extremely intoxicated at the end of the night on the prowl for the late night pussy but cannot obtain it.

Yo Cindy watch out for Carl he never gets any ass and is being such a Night Goblin right now.

Look at him night gobbin right now. Pathetic! He really wants that pussy.

by 352 boy December 3, 2010

knob goblin

cock sucker

hey that bitch is a fucking knobgoblin , cocksucker

by john August 20, 2003

rim goblin

One who loves to give and recieve rim jobs more often than they should.

Screech, we are you such a rim goblin?
Well Slater, Mr. Belding got me hooked one day when I stayed after class and he got my drunk and took advantage of me.

by AC Slater June 29, 2004

fart goblin

A large brown log (usually known as shitturdpoopoopand shite which pops out of your anal passage when you fart loudly.

Fuck me mate I farted yesterday and got attacked by a hugh fart goblin!

by Beavis_rfc May 31, 2005