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Futurephobia

I have futurephobia!
by ET creator November 26, 2024
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FutureCanoe

An amazing (possible depressed) cook on YouTube that's known for his viral ramen recipes and monotone voice. Though his chicken may look radioactive at times, we all love him and what he makes.
Random Guy: Dude! FutureCanoe just uploaded a new video, and Uncle Roger reacted to it!
Random Guy 2: Awesome, no way!
by RashHD March 6, 2025
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your_future4

Look!! Your_future4 snap chatted me
by Saidwho September 14, 2021
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Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".
"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"
by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025
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Hop on Futuretops

A Extreme Cock and ball torture (CBT) Which you remove your penis foreskin , glans and the outer Scrotum proceed to have hardcore sex with a male or a woman.
David: Hey wanna hop on futuretops?
Alex: Sure I can bring some friends aswell?
David: Yeah sure.
by Lexxy1 August 5, 2021
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Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024
bro i just fullported some black people futures
by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024
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Futural

Simone was angry at Fraser over a futural decision
by Frizz0007 October 20, 2013
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