A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021
Get the French fry bonermug. by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019
Get the Fry bread assmug. Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!
by Tabinator August 10, 2008
Get the Fungaled French Frymug. by Matt and Joe August 6, 2008
Get the Helper-frymug. Person 1: hey can I have a apple
Person 2: sure
Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it
Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS
Person 2: sure
Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it
Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS
by That 1 person🖕 September 3, 2023
Get the Deep frymug. 1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.
2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.
2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.
by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 14, 2018
Get the Ass French Frymug. FrY Time is the technique of looking at a clock, guessing your next string of actions will fit into a 20 minute window and executing said actions roughly 30 minutes before a set deadline in hopes of having 10 minutes to spare, when in realiity the string of actions could possibly take a minimal of 90 minutes to complete, resulting in scheduled completion of tasks being atleast an hour behind estimation.
Chloe said she would be picking me up in 15 minutes, ofcourse that's after she showers, does the dishes, mops the floor, makes a sammich and get's dressed. So I'm guessing she meant 15 minutes in FrY Time.
"Hey bro, I have some errands to run, we should be good to go in about 10 minutes, FrY Time."
"The doctor expects my wife will only be in labor for an hour, my wife seems hopeful but I'm guessing the doctor was using FrY Time."
"When is the bus getting here? The driver must be operating on FrY Time."
"Every time I'm late for work I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes, I wonder if they figured out I've been using FrY Time?"
"Hey bro, I have some errands to run, we should be good to go in about 10 minutes, FrY Time."
"The doctor expects my wife will only be in labor for an hour, my wife seems hopeful but I'm guessing the doctor was using FrY Time."
"When is the bus getting here? The driver must be operating on FrY Time."
"Every time I'm late for work I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes, I wonder if they figured out I've been using FrY Time?"
by ZillaThePun August 31, 2013
Get the FrY Timemug.