by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

This awesome new air fryer i got allows me to fry food until it's crispy and darker! With no fat or oil!
by Damnboiufleekin October 14, 2021

by Scott March 31, 2005

by Double A’s February 2, 2022

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice
by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024

A very effective way to indicate attraction and dominance during a date ,usually occurs at a restaurant or during a meal.
by Exi0513 January 28, 2024
