29 February

The day you won’t experience until 4 years later. Also, if you’re born on this day, sorry bro :(

Peter: hey, when’s ur bday?
John: oh, 29 February
Peter: sorry dude…

by thesussywordgiver February 8, 2023

Forget Fortnite February

noun; The month of February where people have to refrain from playing Fortnite for the whole month. After the month is over you can continue.

Ninja is gonna fail Forget Fortnite February.

by Nightmemes December 21, 2018

Foreskin Fungus February

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.

Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Forget fingering february

Girls cant finger them selves

I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february

by SickleFinder December 10, 2019

Free finger february

Free finger february is for the girls, basically meaning no fingering your self for the whole month of february.

hey guys did y’all hear about Free Finger February, because i already failed

by NNN survivor November 5, 2019

fuck female February

every February you must have intercourse with your female counterpart at least once a day for the rest of February.

its fuck female February

by corbitch whoregain December 23, 2019

Furry Far February

Througout February you gotta fap to furry porn only. If you are a furry, you gotta quit furry porn for the month.

Furry Far February's gonna be hard, I hate furries.

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021