Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.
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Get the Forest mug.The strangest place on earth. Located in NYC, it is full of Bukurrians, and jews. it has a high school, with 4,400 kids. it doesn't have enough room for them all at one time so they have to go in shifts, but most cut school anyway. A lot smoke, and drink, and fight. and don't think that the girls are virgins, no matter what they tell you, they aren't. There is a rich sections of forest hills, that is where all the ass wholes live. they all go to private schools. most forest hills kids dont. it is a middle class, to lower middle class place mainly. it has a lot to do. you can shop, at stores or get hit by a car on Queens Blvd. or eat. it has so many different types of food.
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