Blastin' on fools

Shooting people. Firing guns at people, possibly in a drive-by shooting, or on foot.

Homie #1: I was blastin' on fools today! They came into the hood disrespecting, but they didnt know I was strapped!

Homie #2: If they were fools, then why you bother blastin' on 'em? Doesnt that make you a fool too?

by Carl Johnson August 30, 2005

No April Fools

What you say to someone when you tell them something on April Fools Day that is true but they don't believe you.

No April Fools yo, I saw your girl at the club wit another dude.

by Gnezz10 April 1, 2010

April Fools

Its what today is

Friend-"Your mom is hot"

Person2-"what the fuck"

Person"April Fools!"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 1, 2022

no foolies

Said after something meaning it's the 100% truth. This cannot be used sarcastically, or any other -ly, except truthfully. You don't fuck with this shit.

It's origins come from South Park season 4 episode 16 'The Wacky Molestation Adventure.'

Person A: Holy shit, I just won $1,000,000 on this scratch ticket.
Person B: Bullshit.
Person A: No foolies.
Person B: Holy shit, buy me a car.
Person A: No.

by MikeTheMikeMike October 5, 2009

tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

Foolay

1) Having a good time with friends
2) Acting like a Fool, not giving a care about what people think. Ultimate phase of "Foolery" and "Foolin"

- We gon be so foolay at this party
- Im so foolay today

by ej9595 March 5, 2011

Fools Day

The first day of the month, where pranks and practical jokes are played. Similar to April Fools, except that it comes once a month instead of once a year.

James: WTF!?! You told the boss I was playing hookie all day?
Todd: September Fools Day!

by seththegreat September 2, 2010