penis flap

A penis flap is the pouchy thing on your sweatshirt or backpack. Penis flaps enjoy being stroked and having sex. =)

My penis flap wants to rape a hairy beast!! :o

by Caitlin & Mandy March 20, 2005

p-flap

The inner labia of the vagina, that in some women hangs low and slightly resembles roast beef.

I want to stick my hiv stick in your p-flaps.

by ass munch September 30, 2007

Flap Jack

A man who stores tiny hotel liquor bottles under his armpits and/or fat flaps.

Have you got A mini Jack Daniels under your armpit? You Flap Jack.

by Syl Verona Platter January 6, 2011

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

flamper

A big pile of dirty clothes on the floor, or simply using the floor to store dirty clothes

I threw those jeans on the flamper.

by jbmartin6 October 17, 2008

flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

by MC triple T January 3, 2011

Modesty Flap

An item of clothing or material that is worn over the female genetalia as a fashion piece or purely to protect the area from foreign matter.

"Hey Rose, I thought you looked different tonight - just realised it's because of your modesty flap!"

by kelstra August 5, 2009