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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
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Feeding the wildlife

Masturbation while inside a hammock or tent.
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seed and feed

When a guy cums on a girls asshole...sticks his cock in the hole "Halfway" one or two times...then shoves the cock in her mouth.
Billy : Where did you go last night?
Jimmy: "I met this stripper who was willing to do anything, I fucked her she blew me, and I finished her off with a "Seed and Feed"....she loved it...and so did I..."
Billy: "Disgusting"
Jimmy : "I know, but in a good way"
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Urban Dictionary Force Feeding

The act of sending the same definition to Urban Dictionary repeatedly with minimal editing in the hopes of it getting accepted.
Did your absolutely essential definition get declined? Try Urban Dictionary Force Feeding!
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Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!
Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?
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Feed the birds

Where did he go
"He went to Feed the birds"
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horse feeding

When someone is lying
Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now
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