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fathead

One who gets excessive HS's with a scout
OMG OMG its teh FATHEAD!!!
by spicynacho September 7, 2004
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faith

sexy vixin excellent at charming italian teachers with prominent rear ends
kate is jealous that faith stays with deluca after class
by anonymous March 28, 2005
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Faith

a: belief in things not seen

b: an excuse used by the ignorant when facts become hard to accept

c: the first name of a mediocre female country music singer

d: religious logic; an oxymoron
Definition 'a':
When I woke up this morning I went downstairs and with my eyes closed in the throes of a luxurious yawn I walked groggily into the living room and plopped down into my comfy chair which, despite having not been seen yet today, was still there where I left it.

Definition 'c':
The song 'This Kiss' is one of Faith Hill's greatest hits.

Definitions 'b' & 'd':
PERSON 'A': I may not know a lot about science or math or even the world at large but I have faith that when I die everything will be alright.

PERSON 'B': So you're stupid then?
by The Dark Comedian June 12, 2013
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Old Faithful

The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.
I jammed Mentos and Diet Sprite up her cunt to get her to do an Old Faithful.
by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010
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FATH

- i don't feel like going out. i'm feelin' totally fath..
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- FATH!!! FAT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS!
by catfight12 January 9, 2009
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faith

Hope and confidence in a belief, person, or concept.
I don't have enough faith to be an atheist.
by Killing Kittens June 25, 2004
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Fathead

Someone who's head has a unusually large circumference or bears a resemblance to John Madden.
Mark: Anna, move yo fathead lookin' ass, I can't see the board.
Anna: Shut up!

Mark: You look like John Madden... yo fathead lookin' ass!
by rawrthaas February 25, 2010
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