Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.

by Logibear May 17, 2009

fart plie

That balletic squatting stance that allows a person a free and unobstructed position from which to blow a truly effective fart.

I watched his artistic subtlety as he achieved a fart plie that was not only astounding but perfect.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Pool Fart

That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.

I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

fart stopping

Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.

I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

fishstick farts

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.

When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

Mario Fart

The type of fart that literally sounds like Mario jumping.

Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.

by Shaiko McGillicutty April 3, 2012