Fake News

CNN

CNN is Fake News

by Alien Robot June 22, 2020

FAKE CHOWING

PRETENDING TO GO DOWN ON A GIRL

Today my wife accused me of fake chowing...wow I thought I was doing it right all this time...

by Mary Jane Jones July 15, 2011

fakeasm

A fake orgasm used when your guy can't please you but you don't want to hurt his feelings.

"Justin didn't even come close."
"Then just fakeasm!!"

by kaitlyn February 16, 2004

Fake couch lifter

A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.

Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

fake shower

provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate

I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.

by jbuti September 27, 2010

fake tan

a substance that allows you to make your skin tanner

skye used fake tan

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Fake ass friend

Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!

Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him

by Gangbanger107 June 30, 2017