Stink Fucked

When on public transportation, a fellow passenger with rank body odor not only possesses such odor, but chooses to fan it around. That person is guilty of stink-fucking those around them.

A very large, very smelly young woman was on the Blue Line, telling her friend, "I can't believe how hot it is," while fanning herself with a manila envelope.
Cory: "She's just spreading her smell around."
Mary: "Yeah, we were innocent bystanders who got stink fucked."

Stink Fucked by mhigbe April 20, 2009

Table Fucked 

At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".

"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"

Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"

Table Fucked by Demolix October 31, 2011

Friend Fucked 

Definition:
Similar to being Friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. I.E. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin

Example:
Guy 1: Hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
Guy 2: Oh, I was Friend Fucked be her.
Guy 1: Friend Fucked?
Guy 2: She Friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
Guy 1: Man, fuck that bitch, I'll get you a girl that will stay with you.
Guy 2: Thanks, man.

Friend Fucked by FISTFULofCAKES July 5, 2012

Jody-Fucked

From the military, specifically from a military marching song -- the songs marching troops would sing as they march to help stay in cadence. The specific lines from the song go something like this:

Don't worry 'bout your girl at home,
Jody's got your girl, she's gone.

Jody was the universal name for the vile, backstabbing guy back home who steals your girl away while you're off fighting the war. Therefore, to be Jody-fucked is to have someone steal your girl away while you're gone to war.

I was jody-fucked while in Iraq!

Jody-Fucked by BoxMonkey January 8, 2009

Heel Fucked 

When you're walking and the person behind you steps on you're heel causing you to stumble or fall.

Guy 1: "Stop walking so closely behind me! That's the third time you've heel fucked me this afternoon!"
Guy 2: "I'm sorry, its so busy in here, I don't want to fall behind and lose you."

Heel Fucked by Don't heel fuck me. January 13, 2011

Fridge Fucked 

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam0 "I got fridge fucked this morning at 2am. Balls."

Luke- "Have a Heineken."

Fridge Fucked by ltm2ww December 9, 2008

K'Fucked 

When you see it coming and feel it coming and yet you stay in denial until the virtual door slams shut and surprise you are so fucked you are K'Fucked

He knew he didn't work enough hours to get the pay he needed by the end of the month. Then in week three he got an unforeseen bill. He thought it will work out. Week four his check came in short of the nut. He was K'Fucked.

K'Fucked by Fingrz March 3, 2010