fondle rocks

The action of playing with a dude's balls while sucking him off.

Dakota likes to fondle rocks when he blows the homeless people that live under the bridge.

by ErlongDingDong October 23, 2017

Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018

flounderishly

To flop, literally or figuratively in an exaggerated or extreme manner. Much like a poor fish out of it's tank on your floor.

Joey accidentally tasered himself again... poor dude was flounderishly all over Dave's floor.

by FixxeR186 February 1, 2018

fondleonma

A rare disease originating in Western Africa. Commonly seen in fortnite streamers.

Daequan: Ninja, is it true you have fondleonma?
Ninja: Fondleonma what?
Daequan: Fondleon deez nuts! HA! Goteeeem!

by holadipo July 28, 2018

Fondoodle

The act of fondling and canoodling simultaneously in secret. (Usually used in scandalous terms)

Monika fondoodled with Bill last night in his office. It left a stain on her dress.

by Spoons01 August 15, 2018

fondid

The past tense of eating fondue.

Person 1: "Do you wanna go for high tea? We could order some fondue?"
Person 2: "Sorry bro I already fondid".

by bugiedi July 27, 2019

fonderning

The act of being away from one's loved one and feeling the fondness and longing growing in the heart.

"Babe this business trip is taking so long. The fonderning is killing me!"

by Hēikè July 30, 2019