by MrJantastic January 15, 2025
That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button
The only alarm that has no snooze button
Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022
A dance move based off the gesture of feeding a swan.
A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).
A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).
by Hugh G.. Rection April 14, 2021
by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017
A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!
by Zreshlie (; September 08, 2017
When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.
by Leonard1541452 June 04, 2024
After a long day of hiking, we were all famished and eagerly putting on the feed bag at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
by I am the dreamer in the ocean April 07, 2024