Karma Farma

1) a person who attempts to be a good sameritan in all aspects, for the explicit reason of having good karma.
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser

2) a partaker of karma - farming

what do you think of cheryl?

she's such a karma farma.

by explosive kangaroo December 14, 2011

emo farm

a youtube video, 17 minutes in length that is a mocumentary about an american farm of emo boys. they do not kill their emos. they raise them.

"we have a few thousand acres here. about 4 or five head of horse, couple head of cattle, and about 17 or 18 head of emo on this fine emo farm"

by Nigel Vaillancourt September 18, 2008

Bought The Farm

Passed away. Expired. Vacated this worldly plain. Snuffed it.
Also Throw a seven

Mrs Tiggywinkle? It's PC Bobs, here. I'm afraid I have some upsetting news. Your husband was crossing the M4 and, well I'm afraid he bought the farm. Squashed flatter than a witch's tit. He was.
We scraped Him up as best we could. He's in this bucket. I shouldn't look if I were you.

by mockschmock December 14, 2006

farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

by David99 April 30, 2007

Dick farm

a sausage fest or the gym locker room.

wtf what is with the dick farm

by the nigga matsa November 10, 2006

farm animal sex

Sex that typically takes place when one or both parties are completely wasted, and usually involves a female who is less than a girlfriend/wife, although it may be an opportunity to freak a prudish significant other. Activities during farm animal sex include bending said female's limbs in a manner not originally intended, to access atypical positions, and may or may not involve consensual or 'accidental' use of taboo orifices. Usually leads to excessive soreness and vague questions about the previous night's activities from said female.

Susy and I hooked up after drinking a bottle of Absinthe at the St. Patty's Day parade and had some serious farm animal sex that almost dislocated both her hips.

by lost crow March 1, 2008

turd farmer

Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.

"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"

by buttcote July 7, 2007