facts dont care about your feelings

a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in

republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!

by scorpio in a trenchcoat December 4, 2020

false advertisement, the

Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!

Humiliated, Suzy dumped Billy shortly after he gave her the false advertisement.

by Randy Young May 13, 2005

Glens Falls

A small city in Upstate New York that's part of New York's Greater Capital Region, surrounded by various towns that might as well all be one big shithole. The job market has been steadily declining for decades so every other person is selling weed or stripping cars. A few investment groups tried cleaning up the neighborhoods after urban decay swept the region in the 90s and 2000s but the only thing that really stays decent are the buildings downtown. Almost everyone lives in apartment complexes or houses converted into multiple residences. Whenever someone gets killed over drugs (Only maybe a couple or three times a year, not too bad here tbh) its almost always ruled a suicide so the Detectives can go back to counting their bribe money from the drug kingpins that supply the areas dealers. Groups of teenage degenerates usually roam the streets looking for shit to steal or other groups to anagonize, mainly because they have no parental guidance since their dads walked out on them and their moms are selling their pussy for crack down on South Street, the center for scumbag nightlife and the area's red light district.

I lived around South St. on New Pruyn in Glens Falls when I was a kid and almost everyone in the neighborhood lived in rundown houses from the 1910s that were converted into multiple apartments so money grubbing landlords could collect thousands per week in rent. The apartments improved when they were bought up by investors but the rent jacked so now more people are running drugs in that part of town than ever.

by 518Hustler February 16, 2017

false promise of pudding

when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!

yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!

by abdoolio February 1, 2008

false concern

When you say that you care about something, but actually do not care. Unlike sarcasm, then intention is for others to think that you really do care.

example on social media:

DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT TYPING LOVE

( image of dying/limbless child here )

user1: LOVE
user2: LOVE
user3: Is no one actually inspired to to learn robotics/engineering to help kids like this? To donate? To fly over there and help?
user4: LOVE
user2: @user3, idc. i just wanna play games and masturbate, but typing "love" makes me feel like i'm helping
user3: @user2, at least you're honest
user5: @user2, that's false concern

by sekkate May 6, 2016

Falls

A term for waterfalls/gravity-bongs typically used in the Gwinnett County, Georgia (and other unidentified) area(s).

While a more widespread (plural) term for a gravity-bong would be “gravs,” however users of the term “fall’s” regularly deny their knowledge of the term.

Aye man can you pull me a fall?

You tryna take some falls

by shaky_boy March 7, 2020

False idol

Instead of being who they were growing up (themself), many of the people on shows like American idol or reality shows traded in Mr./Mrs. Invisible neighbor down the street for an image that people would now care about and worship. Every now and then you even get an athlete or two that tries to focus people's attention on things other than sports that matter even less, like being the hottest/sexiest athlete. You dont meet many plumbers or electricians trying to be the hottest/sexiest plumber or electrician, they're just being a plumber or an electrician when they go to work.

He/she went from being the kid nobody knew, or the kid that had to have an authority figure keep other kids off them to somebody who gets worshipped by millions as a false idol.

by Solid Mantis April 11, 2020