by Dmb April 18, 2017
Get the evan ricemug. 
Evan the Weeb may use body pillows, eat ramen and cornhole a bunch of anime models. Best avoided at all costs.
by Apple Greg May 11, 2020
Get the Evan the Weebmug. One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have Bima Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think he is Bima Evans."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
"I think he is Bima Evans."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
by usernamexxx February 3, 2020
Get the Bima Evansmug. 
Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
by mr.appleman April 10, 2021
Get the Evan Halpennymug. A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.
They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.
‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022
Get the John-Evanmug.