A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.
Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!
by Gunlockben January 28, 2011
Get the Take a dump on me mug.When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.
Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”
Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.
Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.
by Bert Fegg November 24, 2007
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A slap to the face, often from male to male, used sometimes to intimidate, anger, or irritate. Mostly, however, this term is for quick revenge for someone saying something dumb. At the same time, the word "dummy!" is shouted, characterizing the victim.
1: First Person: I rammed your momma last night. Second person: Dummyslaps!
2: I'll dummyslap you!
3: You dummy. *Slap*
2: I'll dummyslap you!
3: You dummy. *Slap*
by Oddy March 29, 2005
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Yo Mike, I had to take a poo at work but someone pissed all over the seat so I had to do a dump n crump.
by PooLoversRUs November 30, 2010
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by Desoxyn May 11, 2015
Get the dump trucking mug.When you take a dump, and it resembles Chewbacca. A reddish-brown color, and somewhat furry looking in appearance. For extra credit, you make Chewbacca sounds as you are taking this dump. Can be easily referred to as the Chewy dump.
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