Disorienterror

The split second of sheer terror experienced upon waking up in a foreign location and or circumstance. Disorienterror is usually experienced following excess alcohol consumption and is heightened by awakening next to an unknown person(s) and or animal(s).

Bob awoke and screamed fearfully "where the fuck am I?!" as he was overcome with disorienterror.

Disorienterror overwhelmed Wendy as she woke up between a large man and a donkey.

by Paul = PK March 29, 2008

disora

Still tryna work it out

Dunno what disora means soz I came here to check and it doesn’t say anything

by Sophiedoesntknowwhatdisoramean December 31, 2020

Disown

What my dad did to me when he went to find milk

Dad: I will be right back i will get some milk
2000 years later:

Dad: DISOWNED

by RIBBITE April 6, 2021

Ringgenberg disorder

when you stop all types of excercising. the result is a lazy slob that lays either on the couch or you lie in your bed all day. eating, facebook, and playing pokerstars.com is your only sorce of the outside world. This disorder also involves you staying up to the wee hours in the morning and skipping your college classes because your fat and lazy with and enlarging ass. Riggenberg disorder often comes with weight gain.

"hey i think my roomate has Ringgenberg Disorder"

"why is he completely useless"

"Yes he is"

by vincent2883 December 16, 2008

Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.

My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!

by Awesometroll October 20, 2011

Food fantasizing disorder (FFD)

1 someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2 makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3 can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.

If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!

I laid in bed for hours looking at photos due to "Food Fantasizing Disorder (FFD)"

by Ashy g February 14, 2012

Asian Sensation Disorder

A condition characterized by the inability to sense the difference between two Asians.

My professor calls all Asians "Andrew." I think he suffers from Asian Sensation Disorder.

by cymoent March 19, 2014