Diarrheading

When you have a horrible case of diarrhoea but you just can't put down the latest hunger games book, so you try to read while your insides splurge out of you, usually getting large amounts of excrement on the book in the process.

Man 1: Hey man, you sounded pretty sick last night.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.

by DiarrheadingBitch December 23, 2019

Diarrhea

Diarrhea is the sensation you get when you just ate 10 metric shit tons of Taco Bell for lunch.

"I love Taco Bell diarrhea in my burritos!"

by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020

Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

by steammustachio January 6, 2020

Diarrhea tsunami

Different than a fart tornado, wet feces rains in a storm winds of 100mph or more with floods of loose stool

Joseph Asbury, your face is a diarrhea tsunami.

by Youbetyourass March 5, 2020

diarrhea

Diarrhea is the tastiest snack you could possibly consume. I have no regrets of the diarrhea i have eaten today. You have to eat the delicious snack.

" DIARRHEA IS THE BEST"

by Diarrhea the 4th July 29, 2020

Diarrhea

Its a wonderfull feeling. when your shit goes hard. Also its very satisfying .

Derek: look judy i had DIARRHEA come and see its amazing

by Shitmaria August 4, 2020

diarrheam

When your friend shits himself.

My friend Diarrheam‘d help

by Penis_suck123 December 11, 2020