Cock-loving-cum-dumpster

Is a woman who loves to have sex, also allowing men to ejaculate inside of her after intercourse.

Bro, you know any cock-loving-cum-dumpsters?
Yeah of course, Lindsay Lohann is one.

by Badass Texan April 1, 2011

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011

Cum guzzling dumpster monkey

An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.

You damn cum guzzling dumpster monkey!!

by The_Douche September 2, 2010

amazingly hot cum dumpster

A girl/woman who constantly loves to chug dick and swallow. Essentially, a walking sperm bank.

Colin, your mom is an amazingly hot cum dumpster!

by G-spence July 20, 2006

cum guzzling dumpster slut

A seman craving whore who needs cum to live. Known for living in dumpsters and raping random bystanders. Also know as coke fiends or junkies due to the fact they live in dumpsters and need to suck your dick for money

Hey man check out that cum guzzling dumpster slut sucking off that guy. Oh wait that's your dad and...MY WIFE!!!!

by Drewboobies May 6, 2009

Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a female gets a wedgie in her crack and her front butt at the same time.

1: Man, I got the weirdest thing going on with my underwear....
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!

by BrewskeiBaby May 31, 2018

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut

A homeless hooker who guzzles cum.

"You're a nerd!"

"Shut the fuck up you cum guzzling dumpster slut!"

by Balls r life. June 21, 2016