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Greek Donut

After ejaculating your first time when having sex with a woman, you take your penis and put it in her stinker (the good ole' butthole). Since you already ejaculated your penis will be a big bendy and floppy. When you are about to ejaculate for the second time you pull your penis out, grab it and aim it on your own ball sack and ejaculate on it. You award the woman the Greek Donut, which is your freshly semen glazed scrotum.
When I went for round 2 last night, I could tell she was hungry so I served her a fresh Greek Donut. Too bad I don't have enough in me for a 3rd batch
by CPSLOengineer March 30, 2011
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Polygon Donut

Funny 20 year old guy who makes videos about funni hyperfixations because ADHD
by I0C0NN0R1 July 21, 2023
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jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004
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Homer's Donut

A person's personal weakness. Something you will glady overindulge in. If your a pothead, weed is your Homer's Donut. When you see this item you make the same drooly noise Homer makes when he see's a donut.
Girl: "John Cena is sooooo hot. He is my Homer's Donut"
by Raul Concepcion January 21, 2008
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CRUMB DONUT

WHEN YOU HAVE A CHICK AT THE BEACH, AND YOUR FUCKIN HER. YOU TAKE OUT YOUR COCK, DIP IT IN THE SAND, AND PUT IT BACK IN HER PUSSY.. CRUMB DONUT
I GAVE THAT BITCH A CRUMB DONUT LAST NIGHT AT THE BEACH.
by CROOK562 April 18, 2013
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mint donut

(V.) The act of having anal sex using mint donut as lubricant.
Jerry got that weird girl Linda, in accounting, to mint donut with him last night
by That May 11, 2014
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War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!
by longrider700 March 4, 2015
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