by E. Willaby May 04, 2010
by the voice of the common cock April 11, 2011
The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.
by Wet_sack.mp4 August 13, 2018
A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.
You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...
by ThatOneGuyThatNoOneLikes April 28, 2019
An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.
Shut up you crusty cum bubble!
by Sydney June 03, 2004
A term for People who call people gay or say a person has done homosexual acts or tells people that they smell, look, or sound gay.
by notyourjoebudy January 01, 2011
The process of a girl being on her period, not cleaning herself until the blood and discharge dries and crusts over, followed by a creampie and a vaginal feltching.
"Dude that party was sick! I heard that one guy was soo trashed, he gave a girl a Crusty-Rusty and didnt even know it!!"
by Jared M., Steven S. November 16, 2010