Guidance Counselor

A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.

After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".

by Mort_da_man July 14, 2003

courtesy tap

a gesture you use while getting head before you jizz in her mouth

"He was so sweet he did a courtesy tap so i didnt have to spit or swollow."

by xtrahotnspicy October 25, 2009

irish curse

The English, of course.

Belligerent English thugs have been the Irish curse for centuries.

by ruadhagan September 21, 2005

courtesy gap

The space created between a skinny womans legs when she stands straight up with her feet close together. Antithesis: more voluptuous women do not have a courtesy gap due to the flesh of their thighs closing the gap.

"Have you seen Nichole Ritchie lately? You could drive a semi through her courtesy gap."

by kirk-wb October 30, 2008

corseting

A type of piercing in which several rings are put into the surface of skin, and ribbons are run through it

Hey, did you see that chick with the corseting done?

by Allie April 19, 2005

courents

A word for your collective aunts and uncles or an aunt and uncle together. Literally: Your cousins' parents.

My courents are coming over for dinner.

My parent's brothers and sisters are my courents.

by kiwikero October 13, 2007

Curse exaggeration

When some one turns a story they heard into the most dirty thing ever basically adding a bunch of curse words to a sentence making it somewhat more interesting

John: tell Sarah that I have her pen

Josh: k hey Sarah John has your fucking pen and if your bitch ass wants it back you have to fuck him you bitch
Sarah: liar I know that was curse exaggeration

by Xbix222 August 1, 2011