Coach's Award

An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.

Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!

by Hungryhungryhippo July 25, 2013

comacasical

It means a really stupid but funny person that does really stupid things. The person can be real rude and mean at times.and the person can be real evil and cruel at times.

that person over there is really comacasical

by Brittney_kellerhals February 28, 2007

Coaching

Like chilling and relaxing - Chillaxing

Person 1: Wubu2?
Person 2: Nm Coaching

by Ysabelliaer June 17, 2007

Coacka

Coacka is commonly used in China to describe the miniscule cock of the asian man. In other circles it descibes the peonis that is utilized in a dirty Sanchez as well as a Donkey Punch.

Man, That asian has a massive coacka. That's not saying much!
Dude I gave her a dirty Sanchez, "Using my coacka of course!"
You hear about that new movie i heard she died not from the donkeypunch by the guys coacka
Hey my coacka doesnt feel right in this vagona

by Dirty Dan BMF August 10, 2008

Copack

dried piece of animal dung

"hey, man, check out my polka dot stockings"

"WHAT A COPACK"

by Peter Phillips January 23, 2009

Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.

"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!

by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010