In Control

To make love illictly on the floor of your parents' spare room.

"Dad. I'm in control"

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Centrelink Buddy

Centrelink is an Australian Government Department that hands out benefits / welfare / cash to lazy mofos. Therefore a Centrelink Buddy is a friend with benefits aka fuck buddy - A friendship with the added feature of "happy endings"

"Alright guys, I am heading off now, have a little romp planned with my "Centrelink Buddy"

by Jado987 May 16, 2010

Birth Control

A term used to describe something/someone ugly. Can be used to describe a person's face, clothes, or personality.

Jack: Wow, her clothes are major birth control.

Jerry: Yeah so is her face.

by Jennaftw November 21, 2009

Contreas

a mung eatting bastard

conrad cotreas eats mung

by parris logan January 30, 2005

Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

birth control

1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.

2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.

Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.

Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?

by poortourcheredsoul October 7, 2010

piece control Kyle

That fortnite guy who was cool for like one day. Basically invented the term dogwater. His channel is also called mi1k or something stupid like that, for some unknown reason lol.

Piece control Kyle(mi1k) ur dogwater kid,freer than a public restroom, ur actually cheeks.
Random kid-bro wdym I just 5-0 you lol

by Lebrun Jaames November 27, 2021