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Hoggins Contest

When a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night.
Dude im fuckered up lets have a hoggins contest.
by Scrilla757 September 8, 2011
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Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014
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Web Content Editor

Web content editors organize, produce, edit and publish multiple forms of digital media online. Including but not limited to story/information, video and imagery.

Editors typically work as part of a Web professional team with content creator's, page designers, social media mangers and webmasters.

Web content editors additionally monitor site analytics for planning and strategy to tailor future publishing goals.
"I tried to get my content published on Pop Culture Modernization but the web content editor is a prick." Source: Pop-culturemod on snapchat.
by Pop Culture Modernization September 4, 2016
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Chicken contest

A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.
A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.
by Toblucz January 12, 2017
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lukas conte

A man so sexual his genitals bring nations of women to moan in ecstasy at the thought of his massive throbbing cock that their panties fall off from all the moisture
lukas conte has a monster cock I bet his jizz taste like pineapples
by Hdbsbdbxjjxjd February 16, 2017
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Scupper Contest

A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).
Hey, we're having a Scupper Contest tonight. A dollar per man.
by Mackinaw83 February 26, 2017
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Cock Contest

A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.
Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.
by Bush2865 April 1, 2017
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