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Wobble-Cocked

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.
by johne55 August 5, 2012
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uncocky cocker

Someone who, in class, always raises their hand to answer a question and thinks they are 100% right, but it then turns out that they are 100% wrong and the teacher says "kinda" or something other than no to make them think they're right so the cycle repeats.
Teacher: So does anyone know how exactly this formula works?

Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!

Teacher: Almost!
by LeAlex January 26, 2014
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shadow-cocked

Omg Becky, Tyquon shadow-cocked me so hard last night night.
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Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit
S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?
by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016
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Foot cocker

A guy who can masturbate with their feet.
Did you hear?

Hear what?

Person A's a fucking foot cocker!!!

OMG! NO WAY! THEY PROBABLY HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
by Batsy July 17, 2017
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Double cocked

I am going to get double cocked tonight Mel!
by Pootsicatsa August 15, 2017
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shit cocked

When a cock shits
by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017
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