clusterfail

A complete mess caused by too many people involved coupled with a lack of leadership; polite synonym for clusterfuck.

That project was a complete clusterfail. The manager who was assigned to run it never paid any attention so no one involved ever knew what they were supposed to be doing.

by shakinLoose July 8, 2011

clustersteve

To derail a conversation with a flurry of apparently-relevant messages which are later revealed to be completely off-topic and related only superficially

"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"

"when we tried to figure out what color to paint the doghouse the whole conversation turned into a complete clustersteve"

"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."

by Dustinbikes May 2, 2013

clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

clusterliscious

Fucked, mental, chaotic - in a good way.

My life is clusterliscious.

by WillyKat October 14, 2016

clustermess

The Kidz Bop version of 'clusterfuck'.

"Billy, clean up your room, it's a real clustermess in there!"

by mkhwn May 18, 2018

ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts

I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.

by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018

clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.

He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.

by Treebonics July 6, 2018