Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.
*sees santa* HOLY SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ITS SANTA RUNNNN! HE WANTS TO EAT MY SOUL!! *runs away screaming*
Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.
Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.
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Ex. (walks in a elevator with more than 5 people)
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.
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This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
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Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
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Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
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