Clarkson University

A small private university in the state of New York about 5 hours north of civilization. While some consider us a prestigious institution, we accept about 77% of applicants (the remaining 23% were accepted to SUNY Canton) which makes us one of "those" colleges. Despite these facts, our mostly male student body has a level of cockiness and arrogance that is unmatched to anything in this cold dark god forsaken area of New York State. We often look down at the neighboring students of SUNY Potsdam, even though their acceptance rate is about 63%, as if we went to an ivy league school. The sad thing is, our tuition (over $50k a semester) is comparable to an Ivy League school's tuition. The only difference is; you have all heard of the ivy league schools, no one has heard of Clarkson University. While our rich parents were not rich enough to get our dumb asses into a better school, they are rich enough to send us to Potsdam NY to suffer in the cold weather, as punishment for bringing them great shame.

Harvard Student: Hey bro! I'm so excited, I got accepted to a really good school!

Clarkson Student: I bet my school is better, I just got accepted to Clarkson University. (with pinky up)

Harvard Student: HA!

by Patrick Bateman IV November 26, 2015

W.T. Clarke High School

A fine institution located in the heart of Westbury, Long Island. This academy has been around for over 200 years and was founded by Sir Weldon Thorndike in 1804. Over the institutions lingering history, multitudinous amounts of awards and prizes briskly found it's way to Clarke's prominent Museum of Supremacy. Here you can find the Wright Brother's, two Clarke Alumni scholars, first airplane, as well as the Journal of the United States first president, George Washington. Again, a Clarke Alumnus.
The Museum of Supremacy is just a swift 10 minute walk from the Campus's main hall known as the JFK establishment.
Clarke's Campus is a total of 3 square miles. The largest learning institute ever to be built.

Clarke also has an undying tradition in the athletic field.
Clarke's Baseball team has won the past 25 National Championships. Clarke's Basketball team has played games all around the world, since they compete in the IHSAA (International High School Athletic Association).

Clarke's Financial Endowment in 2011 recored to be $555 Billion Dollars, an all-time low.
Clarke has a post-graduate population of 13,000 Scholars and a Professor population of 5,000.
Clarke's Average SAT Score: 2400 (obviously)
Mascot: The Lincoln Ram

The 1932 NY Yankees donated three baseball fields to Clarke in 1942.

If I were to continue to define Clarke's virtuosity, I would have to write perpetually since excellence is relentlessly being achieved at W.T. Clarke High School.d

Clarke Scholar: I attend W.T. Clarke High School
Random Person: *Remains Silent* (Bows Down while repeatedly saying, "Almighty Clarke Scholar, May your intelligent ability shine only greatness throughout this world!")

by Clarke Alumnus 1992 December 27, 2011

Ratchet and Clank

A kickass video game that focuses on the adventures of a ferret with a number of high powered weaponry and his talking trashcan. Only on the PS2.

Ratchet and Clank totally kicks ass.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

The Clarks

The Clarks are a rock band from Connellsville, PA, a town located about 60 miles from Pittsburgh. All of the original members- vocalist Scott Blasey, guitarist Robert James, bassist Greg Joseph, and drummer Dave Minarik- are still involved. A very traditional guitar driven rock band, with excellent beats and introspective lyrics, The Clarks have been a favorite in Pittsburgh for years, but have had trouble finding a market outside of the Pittsburgh-Cleveland-Buffalo area. The band was formed when members met at Indiana University of PA in 1986. The record their 1st album 'I'll Tell You What, Man' in 1988, which included 'Help Me Out,' a hit on Western PA college rock stations. The Clarks got their break after releasing thier eponymous 2nd album in 1991. 'Penny On The Floor' was picked up by WDVE, Pittsburgh's biggest rock station, and soon became a Western PA hit, setting the groundwork for the band's successful future. Album number 3, 'Love Gone Sour, Suspision, And Bad Debt,' following 1994. Pittsburgh classics 'Cigarette' and 'Treehouse' were included on the album. Following this albums regional success, The Clarks signed a national recording contract with MCA and appeared to be headed to the big time. When The Clarks released their 4th album, 'Someday Maybe,' in 1996, it appeared that national success was on the horizon. However, MCA was going through a financial crisis at the time and the album recieved little promotion. The Clarks, along with many bands, were cut from the label in 1997. However, they still had much local success in Pittsburgh with 'Mercury' and 'Stop' and 'Caroline.' After taking some time to regroup, The Clarks released what was prehaps their greatest work. Their 5th record, 2000's 'Let It Go' captivated audiences. 'Better Off Without You' and 'Born Too Late,' 2 songs that easily could have had national appeal, dominated Pittsburgh radio, while the title track 'Let It Go' and 'Chasin' Girls' also gained regional success. This album allowed The Clarks to spread the fan base. While the band could still only be heard in Pittsburgh for the most part, Cleveland, Buffalo, and Central PA rock stations began spinning songs from 'Let It Go.' Their 6th album, 'Another Happy Ending' from 2002, featured the powerfully emotional 'Hey You,' which actually gave the band some very, very minor national airplay, mostly on indie shows. But none the less, this single got the band's name out there, while it and the other popular tracks, 'On Saturday' and 'Boys Lie,' kept up interest at home. The band's most recent and 7th studio album, 'Fast Moving Cars' continued the string of local hits with 'Hell On Wheels,' 'Shimmy Low,' and the title track 'Fast Moving Cars.' In 2006, a greatest hits compilation was released, which included another single 'Bona Fide.' While national fame has always eluded them, the Clarks have been rocking Pittsburgh for 20 years. While they may not be one of the biggest rock bands in the world, the are deffinatly one of the most pure!

The Clarks are the type of band that are able to make a spectacular performance no matter what the venue. I saw them in front of a huge crowd at the Three Rivers Regatta in Pittsburgh and at the little State Theater in Uniontown PA, and the shows were equally good.

by Eye In The Sky September 18, 2006

clarksville

One of the realest cities in Tennessee, Not far from Nashville & It's about to overtake Chattanooga in population.

Person 1: Yo, You going to clarksvegas (Clarksville) tonight?
Person 2: Hell Yea, Sallee's is gonna be poppin tonight!

by Wessly August 27, 2006

Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.

From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!

by Balfdor January 4, 2007

Kelly Clarkson

The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.

Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.

by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006