haines city

The shittiest town on earth. It's a death trap to live in. Everyone wants to move out of that town except for dumb ass rednecks who get their girlfriends pregnant. Most of it is orange groves. The most exciting thing that has happened to Haines City was the expansion of the high school. The "mall" of Haines City is the Walmart where all the dumb ass high schoolers hang out in the electronics. This place is dumb as fuck and the only visitors they get are snowbirds and tourists looking for Disney. There are no hot guys in Haines City, only dumb ass rednecks and hispanics who have no life and don't know how to treat a girl. Lots of drugs are sold in the ghetto, mainly meth. Everyone knows everyone else's business because they are snooping, gossiping dumbasses. All the scene/emo kids at the high school are weird as fuck, and alot of fights break out at the high school. Basically nobody wants to live in Haines City.

Dave:"Hey, what's that piece of shit?"
Alex:"Oh, that's just Haines City."

Sara:" I was thinking of moving to Haines City."
Jessica:"No. You'll die."

by thatchillgirl July 10, 2012

poon city

A phrase, often murmured to someone standing close to the speaker, used to describe someone attractive or otherwise desirable. Often used sarcastically when describing someone or something unattractive.

Two friends pass an attractive, shapely young woman waiting at a crosswalk.

Kellen: (quietly) Poon city.

A short while later they pass an obese, sweaty man waiting at a bus stop.

Dillon: (quietly): Poooooooooon city.

by billybelmont July 6, 2006

sex and the city

AN HBO series about four sexually-liberated yet generally miserable NYC women.

Most soccer moms fantasize about being one of the sex and the city characters. I don't know why - their lives are just as boring and empty

by greekmonkey April 8, 2004

Jersey City

A large city in northeastern New Jersey (Hudson County). Some view it as a slum, others view it as an average large urban area teeming with urban people. There are different districts: the Heights, Downtown, Journal Square, Westside, Greenville area, etc. Also known as Chilltown, JC, 201, Dirty Jersey, etc. One of the most diverse cities in the United States. Somewhat rough and coarse with words and actions, but the residents do not notice due to its frequency. And yes, it would be best to do what the Romans do when in Rome.

1: Where are you from?
2: Jersey City.
1: Tsk. Heard about that place.

by Therese B. April 17, 2006

Shark City

Slang talk for San Jose, CA, tha biggest city in the YAY AREA.
Shark City jus be some of the lingo that homies be throwin down in the YAY

Ima be flambostin to da highest degree when i roll down in ShArK CiTy, yadadameen?

by BAYdestrian May 14, 2006

drama city

Refers to Washington D.C., which boasts the highstest murder rate in the United States. (Hiphop parlance; see Chocolate City)

My man Littles from Drama City...

by andr3w September 3, 2005

mexico city

World's largest city known for wealth, poverty, and it's history. The main place in Mexico that has civilized culture.

Polanco in Mexico City was very chic.

by Michael October 25, 2003