the holy church of feitan

the place you go where you want to worship our lord and savior feitan porter
person 1: hey where r u going?
person 2: to the holy church of feitan! do you want to come with me?
person 1: sure! :)
by animescorbus November 02, 2020
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chinese church key

A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.
The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!
by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020
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The Holy Texist Church

An association of engineers from the popular gameTeam Fortress 2” led by the current Pope of the Holy Texist Church
I heard that The Holy Texist Church damn near religiously use either the Gunslinger or the Eureka Effect
by Uncle Cheech January 03, 2022
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Westboro Baptist Church

The WBC is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, they are loathsome vermin who cast a vile light on mainstream Christianity. Some people even associate them with other Christians (see WBC-itis), although it's important to note that the WBC rejects, and is rejected by, all other denominations. They claim that God hates, while other Christian denominations teach that God loves exclusively.

People call them a hate group that opposes homosexuals. In fact, they're so much more than that. In their demented minds, everyone who isn't a member of their church is either a "fag" or "fag enabler" with absolutely no exceptions. Everyone but them is going straight to hell, and God hates everyone but them.

Not only do they celebrate and disrupt the funerals of homosexuals, but they also do the same for members of the American Military who are killed in action. The irony, of course, is that the American Military are the very reason that these asswipes have the First Amendment right to spew their disgusting hate speech everywhere, and therefore they owe the military an enormous debt of gratitude, as do we all.
The Westboro Baptist Church is perhaps the sickest and most evil group that operates within the law in this day and age. They are a putrid, infected, cancerous pustule on our great country.

At the exact opposite end of the spectrum is the FFRF, or Freedom From Religion Foundation, who seek to ban religion, and mock those who believe. Frankly, it's a shame that we can't throw these two extremist hate groups into an arena until they all end up killing each other.
by klopek007 March 03, 2010
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smash your church

an alternative for "kick you ass" or the likes. Derived from a moment in architecture studio, when one threatened to smash the model church another student had spent 12 hours making.
"Put that down or I'll smash your church!"
by BMil October 11, 2006
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An important part of the Constitution that isn't literally written in said document. It's implied, under the reasoning that since we have freedom of religion, any leaning on the government's part toward any one religion would force everyone to only be a part of that religion, and violate their constitutional rights.
We need separation of church and state. Very badly. Especially with Dubya in office.
by DarkMillennia September 05, 2003
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Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.
"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"
by Dave the Druggist May 02, 2010
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