Chili chode

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

by Geve August 19, 2013

Chili-Scooping

The act of immense flirting in an incredibly thirsty way. Usually ends in the exchange of phone numbers and awkward eye contact.

*stranger walks up, asks for help with a problem*
Stranger: "In case I have a problem can I have your number?"
You: "Sure"
*gives number*

Friend: "GURL he is scooping yo chili so hard"
You: "What is chili-scooping?"

by tandell September 6, 2013

chili in the crockpot

When you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump.

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

by Matt the Crapper January 3, 2014

chalice chaser

One who crushes on men who are in the seminary or are already ordained.

Girl: that guy is going to be such a Fr. What a Waste!!
Friend: ugh, you're such a chalice chaser!

by ChaliceChaser July 13, 2015

chili shot

When a person excretes diarrhea in someone's anal cavity

I gave my girl a chili shot last night.

by Phillup Jeffery June 16, 2016

Chili To Go

A random solicitation from a dirty and unkempt prostitute that is an offer for sexual services.

"Hey good lookin, you want some of this Chili to Go?"

by Chopper395 February 2, 2017

chilified

An adjective describing the state you're in after eating very spicy food. It is usually accompanied by a burning tongue and runny nose.

I put too much hot sauce on my burrito and now I am chilified.

by Yourwinterflower March 5, 2017