The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.
by Matthew Forcella February 2, 2009
Get the Chuck Norris Shot mug.Before the universe was created Chuck Norris was already born. He befriended Space and Time. One day when they were playing, Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked Space and Time, thus resulting in what we now know as the Big Bang.
Chuck Norris told me not to make any examples of him or if I did he would roundhouse kick me in the face so hard it would destroy the universe he created.
by Chuck Norris' Bitch July 20, 2009
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by Dominic June 4, 2004
Get the chuck-time mug.by icandoitbetter April 24, 2005
Get the chuck taylors mug.v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers
v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass
v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass
v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.
Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.
Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.
Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.
Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.
by the colonel March 30, 2005
Get the chuck norris mug.To stay home from work or school pretending to be sick. (NOTE: Not to be confused with the Japanese "Chakuseki", meaning sit down).
Mike: Man, I don't want to go to work. I might just chuck a sickie.
Dave: Chakuseki? YOU CAN DO THAT AT WORK, FOOL!
Dave: Chakuseki? YOU CAN DO THAT AT WORK, FOOL!
by Dave McElfatrick June 16, 2015
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