dry cheese

a VERY dry long fart that hurts the ass and smells like death

Oh my god!! DID YOU HEAR THAT DRY CHEESE?! MY ASS HURTS

by Paul December 14, 2004

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Chocolate Cheese Cork

a.k.a. The Triple C

When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.

Tammy: "Trixie, you're not looking too good...what's wrong?"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."

Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"

by t-rex machine August 23, 2011

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Dick cheese

1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.

2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.

1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."

2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."

by xakkun August 23, 2012

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cheese

yumby chese for yum yum yes and the it comes from malk. there are many types of chezes like cheddar cheese or pepper jack cheese or blue cheese or swiss cheese or parmesan cheese or ricotta cheese or gouda cheese or feta cheese or cottage cheese or cream cheese or mozarella cheese or colby jack cheese. there are or types of cheases out there in the big great massive huge ginormous supercalifragilisticexpialidousious world. BUT BLUE CHAESEE IS ICKY YUCKY TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD WAR CRIME CHEAWSE.

jimmy: i like chesse
bob: whats cheese
jimmy:yummu
bob: ok

by jimmy bob kentucky April 11, 2022

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