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restroom checking

Walking into the restroom at a public place and going through all of the stalls because you cant find a clean one.
Ali has been taking a really long time in the restroom, she must be restroom checking.
by readyset303 March 2, 2011
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Check-in-the-Box

A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.
Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021
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vanity check

Looking up one's own name in a search engine to see what others are saying about your or what others can find out about you. See also: Ego test
From here: "I did a vanity check on Google last night. Just out of curiosity, I wondered whether I was showing up in searches for my own name yet."

From here:
http://www.seopscentre.com/seo/number-1-in-google/
by JohnPatrick August 24, 2008
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denture check

The act of hooking a lover's upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. Most commonly a prelude to oral sex.
"Sharon was so shy she wasn't going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me - lucky I did a denture check."
by spongeymushroom February 21, 2013
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mod check

a synonym for looking around, usually in an uncomfortable situation.
person 1: omg your ex just slid into my dms!

person 2: mod check
by archietelf November 19, 2021
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waist check

Similar to a vibe check, but instead you are checking if everyone has gats in their waistband.
John: "Yo Eric, waist check waist check"
Eric: *lifts shirt, showing no gats*
John: *Punches Eric*
by xX_tomatosoup_Xx November 14, 2019
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tat check

The act of intentionally "accidently" displaying your tattoo when in the compay of another tattooed person.
When the hot tattooed girl walks into the room, you conviently scratch your bicep or stretch to tat check with your shitty tribal arm band or nautical stars.
by Mrs. Feinstein June 18, 2011
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