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Junkie Change

Junkie Change or Junky Change is a term used among many junkies and druggies in many places in Scotland to refer to the copious amounts of coins in another junkie's pocket that normally only amounts to something under £5. Generally composed of 1 pences, 2 pences, 5 pences, 10 and 20 pences, often just the change you get from buying something that doesn't round up to a whole price (ie. £9.99, £8.89, £4.52...).
1: "A need a pack a fags, am gettin shakes"
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.
by Huffin' Deodorant February 3, 2018
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Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change
Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''
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game changer

When someone comes up with an idea that further encourages laziness (such as the "smart garbage can", alexa, siri, the other pointless robots, business ideas that cater to lazy people who are helpless) that is often called a "game changer".
I can have my smart trash can order paper towels so I can avoid walking into a store. What a game changer.

Pay a fortune for some chopped up fruit and vegetables? A game changer for sure. The meal kits that people blow their money on? Another game changer.

Alexa and Siri can turn on lights, tell you the weather so you don't have to look outside, can order batteries so you don't have to actually go to a store any longer, etc. What a game changer this one is.
by xjokerz88 April 16, 2018
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Turbo charged midget

I midget that can not read or is useless
Angus is a fat turbo charged midget
by Seth the nompt April 17, 2018
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smashing change

Playing with lady parts with your fingers.
Johnny got caught smashing change with hilda.
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We change

a word only a legend dares to speak, FLIP.
what do you do when you have to take your mathematical equation number to the other side? FLIP
Ow man activeteh, this is flippin noice. We chANGE.
people of a few will only understand this word, they're such warriors, they have survived the age of FLIP.
Me: Aw,Great. We have math next.
My friend: Nah, im sure today we will we change.
Me: Oh? no no, we have ActEvetEH.
My friend: pff, FLIP!
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Game changer

Someone that tells you that you have to fight for something, then when you do, they have you locked up.
by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021
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