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Slut Cave

"Bye honey, I'm off down the slut cave again. Don't wait up."
by Cointelpro February 29, 2012
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Dirty Caveman

dirt·y /dərdē/ cave /kāv/ man /man/

verb

A prehistoric sexual maneuver dating back to over 300 million years ago during the mid Paleozoic era. Also known as an ancient precursor to "Ass to mouth". According to translations from crude cave drawings recently discovered in the unicorn lair located in modern day North Korea, the act is executed as follows.

1: The application of a male's fleshy phallus to the rear female orifice.
2: The application of a male's club or other blunt force trauma inducing object to the female's head thus inducing the state known as unconsciousness. It is important that the phallus remain inside the orifice and penetration continue throughout this step.
3: Upon the female regaining consciousness, but not yet fully aware of her situation, the fleshy phallus must be removed and immediately begin penetration of the female's oral orifice (aka: man-pleaser, drama hole, or mouth) in that brief moment where her consciousness is just beginning to be attained.

Note: Rumors have surfaced that cavemen (preferably called "persons of the cave") Still exist to this day and have integrated themselves into modern society thus avoiding our notice and still practice this sexual act here in modern times. They cannot be confirmed not debunked however as any attempts at research have to been known to cause headaches, concussions, sore derriere, and a nasty taste in one's mouth.
Bar Patron: "Man It's never been so quiet around here."

Man of the cave: "Diesel was being a mouthy cunt so I bent her over the bar and fucked that hot ass of hers, then finished her off with a Dirty Caveman."
by Paleozoic Philomath January 19, 2017
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I couldn't wait to get my tongue in her sweet sugar cave.
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closin the cave

to prevent one from getting action or vagina
Man, I want you Kiesha, why you gotta be closin the cave on me like that?
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Dead in the Cave

When a woman's vagina is as dry and unwelcoming as the sahara dessert.
"Men who drive PT Cruisers make me dead in the cave".
by reefermadness182 August 20, 2013
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Geico Caveman

If you Grow Out That Beard You'll Look Like Like The Geico Caveman!
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008
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Bat Cave

Your place of residence you do not want to bring a fat, ugly or possible psychotic chick/dude home to fuck. cause they might just show up uninvited on day.
person1: so what are you going to do?

person2: I'm not sure I want to fuck, but there's no way I'm taking him/her back to the bat cave
by Zeal1 May 13, 2008
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