Castrenestrate

The process of cutting someone's genitals off and throwing them out of a window.
A combination of the words castrate and defenestrate.

"Did you hear about David?! He got castrenestrated!"
"Wait... What the hell does that mean?"
"It means somebody cut off his balls and threw them out of a window"
"WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, seriously, why the FUCK are you telling me this?"

by Drazibrik March 25, 2009

Castle On A Cloud

A place - a refuge - for a person. The person usually is a bit of a loner, or a loner wolf as a prefered term. Comes from the song "Castle on a Cloud" form Les Misrebles

This is my Castle on a Cloud

by Ill Hubs June 27, 2009

castaphone

When someone has a broken arm resulting in a permanent thumbs up position and uses it to sing into.

Stop singing into that castaphone, girl.

by Rutledge82 January 19, 2010

Castle Whiteskull

While receiving a blowjob, orgasm in her face, hold your hand in the air and yell, "I have the power!!!"
A He-Man reference

I was receiving head from Jennifer, this college chick and pulled a castle whiteskull when I was nutting.

by H2ouw8tn4 February 5, 2017

caster oil

Something they use when your pregnant and can’t shit , the put it in your asshole and it slides your poop right out

Use caster oil for her bootyhole she’s not pooping

by Mariahlynnblondiefan May 5, 2018

A castle on spinning duck feet

The general embodiment of far-fetched and unreasonable dreams or ambitions.

If you're hoping to get a monster truck from me for your birthday, then you might as well expect to receive it with a castle on spinning duck feet.

by Cap Number Pi October 9, 2008

self-castration

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...

Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!

by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012