Cabbage

Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.

Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.

by non giron October 1, 2012

Cabbage Patch Weed

Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.

"I hate this Cabbage Patch Weed, dude! I need some real shit."

by NewPwnage September 12, 2013

Cabbage Juice

A transparent liquid type of seamen which is produced at the start of puberty

Dude I have my first ever wank last wank last night I didn't properly ejaculate it was only a bit of cabbage juice

by Runnerboy13 November 17, 2015

cabbage

the act of calling another man a pussy

“you a whole cabbage for not jumping at tilted”

by cabbage master #fortnitegod March 8, 2018

Carnage that hoe

When a male is having sex with a female that is in menstruation and when he is about to hit climax ,he cums in his hand while mixing it with the female blood making a red liquid, He then proceeds to sling the red liquid into the females face like its a web. very similar to spiderman that hoe.

Saul: Man, last night I Spiderman that hoe.
Luis: Thats nothing, last time i did it with my girl, I Carnage that hoe.

by Kakashi Itachi April 2, 2019

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone who is known to act an idiotic or foolish fashion because of an ability to act in a normal and acceptable manner . This can cover anything from not knowing the answer to a simple question to partaking in acts of cabbagery such as not using an indicator when making a maneuver in a car.

Andy: "Paul M you're a fucking cabbage because you ate my chicken salad again"

by BigAndyB August 7, 2019

Cabbage Hammer

A term used by your orchestra that expresses how he/she/they have too much free time.

My sister insists that the term cabbage hammer is a real term that people use.

by imoverit@17 June 2, 2021