The fusion of Mark Fisher's Capitalist Realism (the pervasive sense that capitalism is the only viable political and economic system) with Hyperslavery, Late-Stage Capitalism, Objective Hyperrealism, Precarized Consumerism, and Hyperconsumerism into a seamless, inescapable atmosphere of late capitalist life. It's not just the belief that there's no alternative to capitalism—it's the lived experience of a world where capitalism has become so total that it constitutes the entire horizon of the real. Under capitalist hyperrealism, precarity is normal, exploitation is freedom, garbage products are luxury goods, and the whole system is buttressed by an Objective Hyperrealist ideology that treats these conditions as natural facts rather than political choices. The result is a reality so completely colonized by capital that imagining beyond it requires not just political opposition but an almost impossible act of perceptual rebellion.
Example: "He couldn't see his gig economy job as exploitation because Capitalist Hyperrealism had so thoroughly saturated his consciousness—this was just 'how things are,' as natural and unchangeable as gravity."
by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
Get the Capitalist Hyperrealism mug.The established, institutionalized set of beliefs about capitalism that dominate mainstream economics, policy, and public discourse—the often-unexamined assumptions that markets are efficient, that growth is good, that privatization improves services, that competition drives innovation, and that capitalism is the only viable economic system. Capitalist orthodoxy includes specific commitments: that free markets allocate resources optimally, that regulation distorts efficiency, that inequality is the natural result of differential contribution, that economic growth is the primary measure of success, and that alternatives to capitalism are either impossible or disastrous. Like all orthodoxies, it provides a framework for thinking about economics, but it can also function as ideology—making capitalist arrangements seem natural and inevitable, obscuring exploitation and harm, and delegitimizing alternatives. Capitalist orthodoxy determines what questions economists ask, what policies are considered reasonable, and who counts as a "serious" economic thinker versus a naive idealist.
Example: "She suggested that maybe growth isn't always good—and was dismissed as economically illiterate by her colleagues. Capitalist orthodoxy doesn't allow questioning of its most fundamental assumptions; they're treated as self-evident rather than contestable."
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Definition: A word used to describe something excellent, top-tier, or outstanding.
Origin: A revival of an old-school term for greatness, making a comeback in modern slang.
Origin: A revival of an old-school term for greatness, making a comeback in modern slang.
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“This burger? Capital.”
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2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.
2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.
Hym "And fuck your Capital Gains Tax. Hey, I see you're 'betting on nuclear' did you not look into that artificial sun? If it's not efficient, consider some kind of lens. And have the AI design some solar panels. If it's good at making chips it's probably good at making solar panels. You WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BY NOW... IF you weren't just doing of what I am accusing you. Which is: You don't actually have the ability to come up with new ideas YOURSELF so you're enslaving the people who can and using privation and psychological torture to cattle prod information out of them. The slavery of the Sarrabas."
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Get the Capital Gains Tax mug.I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.
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