Condom Kryptonite

aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.

I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.

by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010

Cando

A 10 inch penis

Emily, you're so lucky that Rob has a cando!

by AliciaB February 25, 2010

CandyMan

A man who likes to have fun a lot and entertain others with his body.

You are having a party, so you should invite a candyman

by TimmyTurnover June 13, 2007

condom

Sex with a condom is not even sex.

When I use a condom I can't feel anything!

by A Bad Man2 November 28, 2010

Condom

A annoying piece of silicon that ruins sexual intercourse between two horny ass kids who cant keep their pants on, most likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

The hulk wants to be let out of its cage and in roam around in your love hole, screw the condom.

by kaoke October 16, 2009

condomsation

The feeling you get whilst wearing a condom.

Rob's room was heavy with condomsation.

John exclaimed "That was the best condomsation I've ever felt"

by kevinmcgangbang September 15, 2009

human condom

Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm

human Condom did you ever see that video what a dead fish...

by Brettimus January 15, 2007