muscle cake

n. slang term for anabolic steroids

Dude, the trainer at the gym gave me tons of muscle cake. I got D bol, Tren, and Sust.

by SuperBeast5000 March 25, 2013

Glory Cakes

The most prestigious label one's ass may receive; a title only worthy to those who have a truly glorious ass.

Glory Cakes, black yoga pants, ten o'clock!

Damn, check out the Glory Cakes on that bitch!

by Hookr December 8, 2010

Clump Cake

While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.

Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.

Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.

*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!

by Batman Aaron August 9, 2017

Cake Face

A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.

"OMG. Cake Face girl showed up to school without makeup and looks like a zombie."

by AKTaylor January 27, 2015

cake face

when a girl has too much makeup on

cake face at maddi d

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

uv cake

A form of vodka that tastes as if you are drinking liquid cake. 30% alcohol content but due to the fact you can drink this shit straight you are more than likely headed for a blackout night.

Regina drank so much uv cake last night she spent the whole night dancing with the wall.

by Rrae December 17, 2013

sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009