Cathlic

Mispeling of "Catholic" Catholism isn't a religion, its part of a religion (Christianity).

I used to to be Catholic, but now I'm Protestant.

by mop December 28, 2004

catholicism

im gonna sound really bad when i say this, but i will say what i must. Though the catholic church is amongst the oldest forms of christian belief, it is also the most tainted and dark form. Not the Orthodox catholic, but the roman catholic (sorry!). It was because of the Roman Catholic church, that thousands of Native American tribes went extinct. It also lead to the enslavement of blacks and the colonization of the Orient. Soon, the will to spread the word of God became malevolent will and avarice. Also, the Roman Catholic church praises the pope as God's interpreter, no man can choose for the world the meaning of the scripitures, no matter how pure he is...

Catholicism's hands are unfortunately stained with blood

by da outcast May 8, 2005

roman catholiced

when one is jewed in the presence of an actual jew this term is used instead of "jew" to avoid crucifixion

Zahal really roman catholiced me last nightt

by JamesMLair December 22, 2007

Catholicism

Is the word "Capitalism" as heard when speaking with the flesh of the savior in your mouth.

Mmmm, that is saviory.

by rulin June 3, 2005

Catholicfarian

A Catholic school pupil who moves on to Catholic University but grows out his/her hair and wears tie dye, smokes pot, and lives like a rastafarian for 2.5 years. He/she then advance their degree at another Catholic institution - cuts their hair, attends religious retreats, and pretends they didn't try to act like they were the coolest thing on this planet for a brief moment in time.

Probably your lawyer "He's got a good head on his shoulders and he listens to decent tunes. He's a catholicfarian of sorts".

by limeindacocoNUT August 24, 2010

padlock catholics

a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.

adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!

by funkygayl June 28, 2011

Cozy.tv Catholicism

An approach to Catholicism where one does not actually know anything about the faith, but weaponizes it against political opponents.

“That Groyper doesn’t even know his Hail Mary! He’s a total Cozy.tv Catholic! (Cozy.tv Catholicism)”

Cozy.tv Catholic: “Watch America First or you’re going to hell!”

by Pollypopper June 11, 2022