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Brown Jerry 

**Derived From Californias Very Own Governor, Jerry Brown.**

A Brown Jerry Is A Sexual Movie In Which A Male Has Anal Sex With Their Partner Then Proceeds To Pull It Out And Mushroom Stamp The Partners Forehead. This Is Done To Show Dominance.

Verb- Brown Jerried

Ex: I Brown Jerried Her Yesterday.
*Guy- Hey Do You See That Girl Over There?
*Girl- Yeah What About Her?
*Guy- I Gave Her A Brown Jerry Her Last Week.
*Girl- Whats That?
*Guy- Come Over Tonight And Ill Show You, I Only Do It To Certain People.
*Girl- Oh Alriht, Im Excited To Get A Brown Jerry.

.... Girl Comes Over That Night..... Never Speaks To That Guy Again.
Brown Jerry by LivLovesLife November 18, 2010

Brown Spring Weekend 

In the words of Brown University: Annual series of student-run events and programs to celebrate the near completion of the academic year.

otherwise known as a hot mess where everyone is extremely high or drunk and are going crazy.
Q: Were you on Wriston Quad during Brown Spring Weekend?
A: Yeah, that place was a mess, but Dave Binder was awesome!
Brown Spring Weekend by Brunonian December 21, 2010

brown lining 

The opposite of silver lining. When good (or bad) news includes worse, additional information.
Boss: Well, Jimmy, you got the internship!

Jimmy: Dope.

Boss: ...the brown lining is its unpaid.

Jimmy: Rats.
brown lining by BobbyStompy February 26, 2011

brown crayon 

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.
Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon
The upchuck of fecal matter on to your partners back during and after vigorous anal sex via doggy style, wherein the feces propel from the recipients anus due to harsh manner of penetration, stick to the anal givers torso, and rubbed along the recipients back due to the nature of doggy style.
"I was giving Kansas Governor Sam Brownback some good anal until he brownbacked from my force; I instantly came."

"That's disgusting."
"What, the vigorous anal sex resulting in the propelling feces?"
"No, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback. I gag whenever I see his smug, homophobic face."
Brownback by chujfugh February 13, 2015

Brown Scooby 

The act of straddling a person's back, and sliding up and down on them, while defecating. Keep layering the feces to form a 'Cake of Shit.'
Congratulations,
You have achieved Brown.
Chris: Hey, give me a Brown Scooby right now Kyle, you bitch.
Kyle: *Performs Scoobening*
Brown Scooby by Korogum March 5, 2015