Broken Wheels

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though

Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend

by LessOffensive March 14, 2011

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

bowl-broken

toilet-trained.

The dog is bowl-broken and so does not litter here and there.

by uttam maharjan September 21, 2011

Numbly Broken

When someone has been hurt so many times it doesn’t hurt anymore.

*gets rejected again and again*

Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.

by Mistingrain06 January 31, 2023

Broken Wings

… Baby, I don't understand
Why we can't just hold on
To each other's hands
This time might be the last
I fear, unless I make it all too clear
I need you so, oh
… Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in
Take these broken wings
… Baby, I think tonight
We can take what was wrong
And make it right
Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh
And blood makes me whole
I need you so
… So take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in

… Take these broken wings
You've got to learn to fly, learn to live, love so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in yeah, yeah
… Let us in
Let us in
… Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh
And blood that makes me whole
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
… So take these broken wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
… Take these broken wings
You got to learn to fly, learn to live and love so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up for us and let us in
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Ooh

by Death Menace February 10, 2023

Broken Humor

A Person with a Weird Humor that likes Non-sense memes.

What is Broken Humor? Broken Humor is "Your Humor" but if your "Humor" cannot process right, Then it is completely broke because you cannot think like a Word OR a Number. Broken Humor People likes Non-sense memes (Doesn't have Sense) and they like being Weird alot because like I said before they can't think either way.

by YUNICHAN2009 October 9, 2023

Broken off

When you’re in jail and miss mandatory workout so they force you to do around 300-500 squats up the stairs

If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race

Brother bird you had no excuse to not work out with us, you’re broken off

by Fucku niggerlover November 14, 2023