Woman: Will you take the trash out?
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022
Get the My leg is broken mug.When someone gets stuck in your head, saying "This is trueee", with pointing, when "this" and "true" has been used in close proximity.
the bryce brain broken syndrome:
"and for this reason, our statement is concluded as true" - presenters
"this is trueee *pointing*" - bryce's brain
"and for this reason, our statement is concluded as true" - presenters
"this is trueee *pointing*" - bryce's brain
by You'reReadingThisPseudonym February 27, 2024
Get the bryce brain broken mug.by unscreamable August 16, 2022
Get the Broken Tip mug.I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline
Of the edge, and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up, and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, I walk alone, I walk a-
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline
Of the edge, and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up, and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, I walk alone, I walk a-
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
by P H O N K G O D January 11, 2024
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“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
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PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.
by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021
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