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Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.
PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.
by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021
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broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal
Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET
by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016
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broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work
by 03logan01 September 14, 2016
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Broken English

one who is learning English but doesn't know much.
"She is trying to learn English but shes new, but she has some Broken English!"
by BestOfDefs March 7, 2022
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boulevard of broken dreams

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline
Of the edge, and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up, and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, I walk alone, I walk a-
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
joe : have you heard boulevard of broken dreams
me ; yea
by P H O N K G O D January 11, 2024
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Broken

A sad political conspiracy theorist, useful idiot who repeats and believes any ludicrous nonsense or talking point posted by their political tribe. They think theyre thinking for themselves but obviously can't bc anyone with two braincells sees through the bullshit, but they cant let it go they have to believe cause theyre broken.
He's a broken, he believes JFK will return on Saturday at Daley Plaza bc some MAGA idiot posted it on twitter
by Bokobouy June 18, 2023
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Broken Arrow Incident

An incident where someone reveals their Power Level, akin to that of the non-slang Broken Arrow Incidents wherein the US Military outright lost nuclear arms.

Examples include:
- Casually dropping the fucking n-bomb
- Accidentally sending a picture of Nikocado Avacado's Asshole to the Group Chat
- Having your mom see your collection of gore videos
Example 1
- "Yeah, you're such a stupid n*****"
- "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BILL, CALM DOWN!"

Example 2
- "Yeah bro, let me scroll through my pictures for a-"
- "WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CARTEL SHIT IS THAT, PHIL?"
- "Oh Christ, it's a Broken Arrow Incident."
by derangedcatboye November 30, 2023
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