Naked Boner Leap Frog

A game that takes traditional leap frog to another level.

How to play:

Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".

Joe: *hop*

Hank: *hop*

Greg: Ow, my eye!

Hank: Sorry Greg!

Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!

Joe: Not for long!

Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!

by Amazua October 5, 2013

eternal boner

When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.

Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."

by Bear Master November 2, 2013

Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.

Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.

by greyhound goldfish November 19, 2013

Disapproval Boner

A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.

As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.

"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."

by Yes, *that* Essence May 2, 2014

Danger Boner

Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.

Jenny love's skydiving for both the adrenaline rush and the huge danger boner before the jump.

by DaveCorpUSA July 14, 2014

Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova April 12, 2016

bottle boner

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016