piss boner

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.

by Flake Barias May 29, 2008

Tragedy Boner

When a town or group of people get over excited about a tadegy or recent events.

In Jennifer's Body the town had a Tragedy Boner after the bar burned down.

by P1L2K3 March 31, 2010

Boner Jones

A bad wingman who gets a clear boner in front of the girl of desire and sends her away in disgust. This guy is usually hated amongst the group for his literal "cock block".

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you get Casey's number?
Guy 2:No, thanks to Boner Jones over here she blew me off!

by GooseBombBrothers December 17, 2011

Boner-popping

(adv) A word used to describe an extremely attractive female, based upon the response elicited in a viewing male.

Tom: Sarah is SO hot.
Bill: I know what you mean. She's boner-popping hot.

by Turkey Slapper April 21, 2008

boner kryptonite

A ugly woman, a woman so ugly your dick shrivels

"That bitch is fucking boner kryptonite!"

by Revlic September 7, 2007

boner bank

a personal group of mental images (or memories) of intimate moments that can always be counted on to still arouse you

Since Tonya and I aren't together anymore, I have had to make a lot of visits to the boner bank.

by yourlittlesecret August 6, 2010

Boner Inducing

Something that is just so hot it gives you a boner despite your greatest efforts to prevent it.

Mike: I just saw a picture of Mudkip's dad naked!

Jim: Wow, that is so boner inducing. Now I don't need to take a Viagra! :D

by Greg427 January 13, 2009